A trip to Flemington. Two female teachers took a group of students from grade 1,2&3 for a field trip to the races at Flemington racecourse.When it was time to take the children to the bathroom,it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilets when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice she went inside,helped the boys with their pants,and began hoisting them up one by one,holding onto their wee-wees to direct flow away from their cloths and shake them dry.As she lifted one boy up ,she couldn't help notice that he was unusually well endowed.Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said "what's your name son?"He replied "Luke".You must be in grade 3 ,the teacher said."no ma'am",he replied."I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race but I really appreciate your help."