GUV

Too funny Guv! 

GUV did you get these tips i posted on your wall at 10:45am ish today? I left them there for about 45 minutes then wiped them so no one else seen lol... I hope you got an email alert showning you what I had posted on your wall. Check my performance record today & you will see this is an exact copy of my tips (hope you noticed & got on some mate) Happy Punting Guv!!

Doomben
1 - Sizzling
Race 7 8 - Beaten Up
Flemington
Race 1 10 - Menage a Charge
Race 2 14 - Desert Wizard
Race 3 11 - Our Celladoor
Race 4 1 - Lidari
Race 6 13 - Taxi Joe
Race 7 5 - That's the One
Race 8 9 - Fulgur
Scone
Race 1 1 - Mulaqen
Race 2 4 - Master Gaze
Race 6 10 - New Beginning
Race 7 14 - Missy Cummings
Race 8 5 - Zaratone
Comments for your tips = RIPOFF - DO NOT BUY :P 

Hey Guv,
Good result Slipper Day for me I take it you cleaned up...? Love the way that Overreach always springs the gates. Fiveandahalf so brave. Dear Demi failed for me. Pumper roder her a gem and she didn't quicken. Really sad she didn't get the bob for 4th as I had her one out for fourth in a first 4 as a contingency. Thinking about putting it all on Hawthorn over West Coast today.
Money come for Hawks, into fav's. Missed the price but still think they will win. 

Pssst.Hey GUV,it's me ! live for the turf...Got banned for being cheeky to 'gg'...Expect to be banned again,hence the username...Meant to ask you if you used to listen to 'Punter to Punter' on triple r ?Remember their hit 'Go Hyperno' ? lol...see ya mate...shhh 

Hey GUV'world's first ride-on mower':Jerilderie Museum 

thanks for replying GUV;l thought l was giving you the shits with all the texts and wrecking your wall.Definitely the last text;I'll find 'em sooner or later; l think one s.p's in a pub in Nth Melb.cheers mate.l always read your informative posts with a smile. 

l thought you were in sydney ! But noticed your posting on roy higgins,about every horse he would say "It will give you a good sight..." when the punters want a winner not a good sight.Do you know tall Phil Mac L,or Stewie with the glasses who used to pencil for Mann the bookmaker ? I've lost contact with them,that's the main reason l came on this site and put up a photo,hoping they would recognise me if they were on here.much appreciated mate.. 

last text;l don't know when my dog will die (because l look after him like no other:he has a blended drink of oranges,apples and fish fingers,just for breakfast),but when l do you can post what horses you're interested in,and l will go the stalls and check on it and post back whether it's quietly playing chess with the strapper or going on about what it did last night... 

p.s. l was betting 400 a race using a 'punter's book' of 3-2-1 ie 200 on my first pick,150 on my second and 50 on my third,with a 60% strike rate because l was on-course and could see the horses.The stress got the better of me in the end but l am older now and ready to have another crack when my dog moves on to the great dog kennel in the sky;l have slippery wooden floors and he is half crippled,l can't leave him flailing about while i'm out enjoying myself... 

thanx GUV;l know it sounded like l was blowing my own trumpet but l didn't get to that level overnight,and l felt l had to let some on here know where l stand (at your expense !).Bitchy comments like "I'm not here for a laugh..." etc. are putting me off my game so l am just going to stick with the formguide from now on;l only came to this site because the formguide is as good as The Sportsman,and it saves me buying it.cheers mate n.n.t.r (no need to reply) 

Re. In running betting. Normal connection fine. My edge is i have been watching horse racing since a kid. Judging pace is the key.I find I'm putting on bets after they go 200 metres. Then laying those bets at 500 to go. Only pitfalls clerical errors. I have given people 18/1 instead of 1.8. Major advantage is being able to get more on when your runner finds the right trail. Conversely being able to stay out or get overs if you miss the start. 

Footy a good result for you. Great game. Brown Doubt on Monday Kenso. I think it will be a benchmark 90 horse..... Top looker and step up to 1400 suits. 

Hey Guv,
Ichihara looks a banker at evens the place. Might even win. It should get the run to go very close. The Cats 'run' over Hawks continues. AMAZING GAME. Gunston looks good. Hawks had a similar run of wins against Cats in late 80's early 90's. Good luck. 

Football is unpredictable but the Hawks are going to win this year. We currently have Franklin on the sidelines. We are going to struggle to find positions for 3-4 other players including Bateman, Cheney, Gunston, Tom Murphy, Clinton Young. The 2.50 is value, after we demolish Cats this Friday. Hawks going to be 2.00. Benetta at Kembla 2.30 today might give you some ammo/cash. good l;uck 

akrate TW 

hiya guv.... what's this i read, your not happy with TW or Bookies in general?