Who wins a fight between Michael Bolton & Kenny G?

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xxvicelifexx

wrote Nov 10 2011 at 8:40am2011-11-10 08:40:58

I'm leaning towards Kenny G early in the piece. Can anyone out there convince me of Bolton's fighting prowess?

BabyRag

wrote Nov 11 2011 at 1:51am2011-11-11 01:51:45

I'm assuming Kenny is not armed with a hidden reed from his saxophone when I say this, but I'm tipping Bolton. Mainly because I think he hides a microphone down the front of his pants for such an encounter. Given I'm sure Bolton has short hair these days, Kenny may choose his hair as his weapon of choice to try and blindfold/strangle Bolton - which would be foolish because Bolton would just flick the cord of his microphone and be able to club Kenny from almost any angle. Impossible to beat given that scenario.

sacamano

wrote Dec 2 2011 at 5:00am2011-12-02 05:00:19

Baby Rag - Short hair. . . Accept when he dresses up as Jack Sparrow.

xxvicelifexx

wrote Dec 5 2011 at 10:40am2011-12-05 10:40:45

Funny, I was at Jupiters on saturday getting more blind than Stevie Wonder with forks in his eyes when on the way out I saw a poster of the big man himself - "Michael Bolton, coming soon!"