2 from America - Hoof Hearted and Rrrrrrrrrrr
Check them out on Youtube
Check them out on Youtube
Can anyone give me a heads up on how to embed a youtube clip on here?
G'day MP69!
Check out xxvicelifexx .... there is info on xxvicelifexx's WALL to embed youtube clips here!
Cheers
DJ
Check out xxvicelifexx .... there is info on xxvicelifexx's WALL to embed youtube clips here!
Cheers
DJ
Richard Cranium still makes me laugh... The Prop (that was one of ours).. heard a funny story from my Aunty about The Prop last week... my uncle was shoeing up a horse when he kept seeing something out of the corner of his eye... eventually he got curious and went to have a look... he had parked up the float near the stable and what he kept seeing was The Props tail flicking up and down. He had jumped the fence from the spelling paddock and walked into the float by himself waiting for Stuey to take him to the races... took him an hour to get him out!!
PRINCESS HORSEY 15start-2w-0-1 : $22,050 ----- WTF? seriously....
POP SPOT, PINK PRINCESS, MEGA BYTE, STAUNCH ROCK, GOLDEN FERN, BANANA BAT, PIXEL, IWANNAWINBIG, FAN TAIL, NAILEDTOTHEFENCE, BOX SEAT.
Like your thinking Kagan ! but you missed one Pink Moon.
LUCKI`MBAREFOOT - This horse was given it`s name because it apparently kicked his trainers young child in the head. The doctors told the trainer the child would have died if it had shoes on.
LAST MAN OUT - This fella was given his name as he was the last foal to be born before his mother unfortunately died from post birth complications.
The all time best named horse must be RICHARD CRANIUM, i still don`t know how in this age of political correctness the owners managed to get away with calling their horse DICK HEAD.
areyou coming - that was said to me when i was 17 !! - actuallt it made up plenty of ground in the slop
At Hawkesbury today there is a horse called Gee Eff Cee. How that one got past the regigistrar i will never know what`s the bet the owners are made to change it when they realise it means Get F##@ed C@@t.
Like the owners of tulsami had to change it's name
Why Do You Ask is another one lucky to have got through.
Very surprised no one has picked up on my earlier nomination THAT'S NOT IT
WAY OUT OF POCKET was unfortunately exactly that for the owners.
Micky Drippin racing in perth at the moment ,for you young blokes ,micky is what we used to call the map of tassie.
I think you'll find Gee Eff Cee Is Global Financial Crisis
Brown Alley runs around in Victoria, backed it a few weeks back, and it ran $2.80 as a place in packenham today. Also Sea Hunter, always wanted to name the boat Sea Hunt when I get one
Thought it was interesting that Soward won yesterday and Special Dragon won today - and so did the Dragons in the GF.
heard a pacer i think - I blistered your sister !!
argustuft a trotter from a ew years back lmao
Not a horse ... but i always got a fair chuckle when watching the greyhounds and hearing "Marbles are Red"
Would have had more than a few followers of Souths Alive too.
Would have had more than a few followers of Souths Alive too.
What about the dishlicker that the NRL Footy Show called "Nads" then had the boys from the show watching it's first run screaming "Go Nads"
That's Not It by Foreplay is a cracker...
Jack Doff - Trotter from a couple of years ago.
FUKU ICHIBAN ran at singapore or shatin on sunday!
I remember there was a dog called MY FACE. Didn't think much of it at the time, but then one of my mates explained to me thought behind it. The girls that back it would be cheering "Come on...."
Dollar & SAQ_FLY would do well explaining most of theirs. Quite random! Also, are they twins, brothers or just mates who use the same picture?
Wooden Swallow had to be renamed was by black hawk
I didn't get "Hoof Hearted" until I watch the video. Good one !!!
What about ARRRRRR !! Tom durkin is the racecaller ! lol legend
Sounds like he's trying to cough up an oyster!!!
That's another great video. Thanks for finding and posting it. Poor bugger sounded like he was dying. Very very funny.
Ahhh gotta love Jimmy Jacques, he could call a CO race and he still gives it his all. Poor bugger though in this race!!!!!
When they come around the bend at 0:43 and he says "I think we're gone here...." I nearly fell off the couch.
Think i've watched that video clip of Jimmy Jacques at least 15 times. Absolutely love it!
"Wooden Screw" isn't a very funny name for a trotter. But the day it ran 2nd to "My Girlfriend" it became a laugh.
I think the stewards made them change the name from either "Wooden Root" or "Wooden Blow"......can't remember which. Sounds silly but it's true.
I think the stewards made them change the name from either "Wooden Root" or "Wooden Blow"......can't remember which. Sounds silly but it's true.
Can anyone tell me anything about J J THE JET PLANE?? Where did the name originate from? Anything to do with the breeding? BTW, I reckon it's a great name.
Leaving on a jet plane by john Denver-who knows?
In refence to John Denver , What about Down In Monteray. Uncanny he died in Monteray Bay and the horse I think that week won a Canberra Cup.
So no one knows where "J J THE JET PLANE" came from.
Nice little all up today... The Cat (Kilmore $3.60) into Geelong (Goulbourn paid $4.60)
I was looking for the "Omen Bets" thread and can't find it.
Wyong Race 3 Number 10 - THEASHES
Wyong Race 3 Number 10 - THEASHES
Saq Fly: If you are trying to be funny, you have failed miserably
Here's a couple horses that raced in the Kentucky Derby...THE COCK( raced in the 1916), BLACK SERVANT( raced in 1921) and THE WINNER (raced in 1896 and finished second last).
And finally here is two that have to be said out loud to really appreciate them.. HARDAWN and WRECKED EM.
Noticed a greyhound recently named Black Box haha. What is it with owners naming there racers after other horses?? Seen a greyhound today named Maldivian and seen a pacer last week named Love Conquers All.... What happened to originality??
saw a dog racing the other week called Miss Andretti haha
Might be showing my age but have been watching this topic for 8 months and noone has referred to a pacer running around G Derby Park in the late 70s maybe owned/trained by Ronald Webster and Ray Fewings I think, called Cracker Fat. No joke!
What's so interesting or funny about that name?
FUKU ICHIBAN is racing tomorow at singapore race 3 number 11!
I like how TICKLE THE BEAN won race 2 port macquarie today and the NUDE MODEL won the third. Bit of coincedence lol
fuku ichiban tonight at singapore race 3!
Fuku Ichiban has saluted the judge and paid $9.20 nice one! lol
Unfortunately the yearling by 'Tale Of The Cat' out of 'Treasure Box' was withdrawn from the MM sale, potential there for a good name!
5 FOO FOO THE SNOO 6 53 WILLIAM PIKE LINDSEY SMITH
Lol went into the TAB today and heard that name in the run and just laughed, brilliant but dont know how it got let through
Obviously no basketball fans in the naming dept
Finally some names in this thread that are actually funny. TICKLE THE BEAN, MICKEY DRIPPIN and NO KOBE NO are great.
FOUR MAN WAR and MY LONDON'S CROWN crack me up for a different reason..........
FOUR MAN WAR and MY LONDON'S CROWN crack me up for a different reason..........
Amen Vicey...finally a post with humour brother :)
saw one run around a few years back called Fistin By The Pool...
FOO FOO THE SNOO! Nice $5 winner, Sandgroper.
Strewth! Fistin by the pool! It doesnt get too much more blatant than that. I mean, what else does fistin mean!?
Might as well call my next horse 'Double Penetration' or '##### ## #######'
Might as well call my next horse 'Double Penetration' or '##### ## #######'
Wasnt there a horse that went around in the 90s in sydney had 1 start under the name bigdick
Can I get some clarification on what the criteria is for adding a horse name to this thread? I thought they were meant to be funny or something? Looking back at some of the names, they are about as funny as cancer.
SAQ_FLY - What do you reckon fisting by the pool means? Ive got no idea, help me out here mate.
Who put that horses name in ?
No way that was a horses name!
No way that was a horses name!
oh my god, just about to close down for the night after doing the Speed Maps for Sha Tin Sunday .... and got a glimpse of Plugger's last explanation!
This Sunday I am calling BOP A BOOKIE DAY, and using this clip as promotion. But in light of the above ....... I might re-name it ....
This Sunday I am calling BOP A BOOKIE DAY, and using this clip as promotion. But in light of the above ....... I might re-name it ....
Sorry to say it lads but EElz is right..I do remember this horse and I thought wtf...? how did that get through!
A handful of funny ones Vicey...Zero from SAQ
They've changed the name on the YouTube clip!
TOP PUSS sunshine coast race 3 today nothing like some top puss!
pop that top puss OMEN BET TODAY PLUGGER!
You guys are just plain BAD! lol
But I hope on Sunday, after BOP A BOOKIE SUNDAY, that I am pumping my fist in the air in celebration!
This is Marc Almond, an English singer-songwriter and musician, performing live in Russia in 2007. He has sold over 30 million records world wide!
But I hope on Sunday, after BOP A BOOKIE SUNDAY, that I am pumping my fist in the air in celebration!
This is Marc Almond, an English singer-songwriter and musician, performing live in Russia in 2007. He has sold over 30 million records world wide!
2 state all up........gotashotaway running in albury into anythingthatmoves running in adelaide tomorrow
Always reminds me of the movie Goodfellas that song!
There is a trotter going around called "Getmeshoesjoyce". I think the owners father or grandfather would sit on the couch and listen to the races on the radio. When he backed a winner he'd sing out to his wife "get me shoes Joyce, I'm going to collect".
singapore race 9 number 4 FUKU KITARU think it must be ichibans sister lol might pay to get on as fuku ichiban won last week and paid $9.20!
Noting better than Fukuing someones sister.
looks like they have a dog too just went through form for singapore sunday fuku ichiban is running again so get on that but also there is one called fuku's pet!
Race 5 number 6 fuku's pet and race 10 number 10 fuku ichiban this sunday could be worth putting on a " fukuallup" bet of the day! lmfao
It is true mate! It was a greyhound.
Ron Hawkeswell had a lot of fun with this.
Some of the quotes were something like; "Norma Stitz has had huge support." " Racing, and Norma Stitz bounced out." "Coming to the turn and Norma Stitz is hanging out."
Not surprisingly the greyhound board made the owner's change the name.
Norma Stitz is actually Annie Hawkins-Turner (born 22 December 1958), better known by the pseudonym Norma Stitz, is a website entrepreneur and nude model. Her stage name is a word-play on the phrase "enormous tits". Her bra size is said to be 72ZZZ, and each of her breasts weigh around 28 pounds (back in 1999, when she was a 48V). She is best known for her starring role alongside Jovana Krsmanovic, in dirty hands jobs!! lol
Ron Hawkeswell had a lot of fun with this.
Some of the quotes were something like; "Norma Stitz has had huge support." " Racing, and Norma Stitz bounced out." "Coming to the turn and Norma Stitz is hanging out."
Not surprisingly the greyhound board made the owner's change the name.
Norma Stitz is actually Annie Hawkins-Turner (born 22 December 1958), better known by the pseudonym Norma Stitz, is a website entrepreneur and nude model. Her stage name is a word-play on the phrase "enormous tits". Her bra size is said to be 72ZZZ, and each of her breasts weigh around 28 pounds (back in 1999, when she was a 48V). She is best known for her starring role alongside Jovana Krsmanovic, in dirty hands jobs!! lol
norma stitz is for real.... i nominated it on here on sept 13th....
It isn't a horse name, but the chief executive of the Newcastle Harness Racing Club is called Ross Gigg.........
P.S. have you still got a copy of that movie Plugga?
P.S. have you still got a copy of that movie Plugga?
The "gig" is the carriage the driver sits in.
I still don't get this one: SOUNDSLIKETWOWORDS
I'm hearing ya Vicey! WTF..whats so funny about that????????
Not sure if this has been mentioned before "MY KING OATH"
INTERTHEBLACK, no coincidence the owner is a bit of a deviate!
GENIUSSAQDOLLARMR_SIR
What a gun this .........is!
What a gun this .........is!
Well maybe it was before you started retracting every second post...Peanut!
Hey Plugger don't you have multiple accounts too as DJ pointed out!
Is pluggerduck trying to find a fight tonight lol?
I can't believe you have two accounts. It's like a double threat of retardedness.
SAQ_FLY just deleted this post:
"I do apologise should I delete one for you? coming from a bloke with the silver spoon coming out of his mouth - doesn't hurt so much... ;)"
Silver spoon what the hell?? Thanks for just proving my point. Double threat.
"I do apologise should I delete one for you? coming from a bloke with the silver spoon coming out of his mouth - doesn't hurt so much... ;)"
Silver spoon what the hell?? Thanks for just proving my point. Double threat.
lmfao! silver spoon is that a horse name?! lol
Ruth The Boss ... if anyone heard alan thomas`s call of the race the other day ...
sounded like Root the boss ..hope no ones mentioned this one already
sounded like Root the boss ..hope no ones mentioned this one already
Just saw one nominated at Woodbine in Canada called Smelly Fingers.
Sorry Emile ramsammy rode smelly fingers I believe
does SAQ FLY stand for a house fly that hangs around a stinking pair of bollocks?
Wagga 3 - RAY WHITE RURAL MA 5 - Magic Shag
"seymour bush" went around at alice springs today.
xxvicelifexx
been to thailand ????
my wife has - she was born there.
for me ??- well - its my second home.
cheers
aussie
Nah unfortunately I havent but it's on my bucket list. Plenty of my mates have been and they loved it!
today at Townsville "heart on".
the caller said "hard on" at least 3 times.
kembla - "nobby snip"
the caller said "hard on" at least 3 times.
kembla - "nobby snip"
And a winner today at Townsville named after one of the users on here - Captain Biggles
Don't know if it was me you meant , but YES i backed him E/W, cheers
ASCOT Saturday march 5 race 2 number 3
" MICKEY DRIPPIN "
" MICKEY DRIPPIN "
like some of my friends.....
"BLACK AND BENT"
LOL
"BLACK AND BENT"
LOL
Waikikamukau will always stay high in the name stakes.. Richard Cranium will always stay etched in
wotsittoya ! was a steeple chaser in ireland named that because they kept asking the owner what his horse was called !! true.. An english handicapper who went good was youhoomagoo !
Lark Hill trial - Tickle Me Freckle (AUS) 2008
SAQ what's your criteria for picking a horse name to put in this thread?
Come on Huey, whats your real name? SAQ FLY?
lol...no vice just seeing both sides.....plenty of threads to go this guy but this one i feel harmless and bit picky to have a go at someone haveing a bit of fun with names of horses....but if it pumps up your large ego...go for it
nah mate I was just asking what's the criteria for picking a horse name to put in this thread.
Pretty funny how you take the moral high ground yet your whole 'Activity' page is full of posts that pick at DeanJohn. Pretty weak mate, your point here isn't worth spit.
Pretty funny how you take the moral high ground yet your whole 'Activity' page is full of posts that pick at DeanJohn. Pretty weak mate, your point here isn't worth spit.
vice..thankyou for makeing my point for me.....nice
Over time, the dilligence of hind sight has shown the way after taking the easier option.
C'mon i want to add some names. What's the criteria SAQ?
You're queer. And I see that you're using an account named Goldenboy now as well. How many accounts do you have?
I just took a stab and hoped I got it right
if you want to talk about something constructive i'm more than happy to do so mate otherwise i'd better not take the time.
im just asking what type of horse names we are supposed to be posting in here. At first I thought it was meant to be funny horse names but thats not what you're doing. Just tell me so I can have a go and play along!
OMEN bet tomorrow..... Ballarat Race 2 #6 PILOT ERROR riden by non other than D.Nikolic... haha
Can't believe this horse ran the other night....FUKU ICHIBAN
'Cum Dividend' ( correct spelling ) won a bendigo barrier trial on Monday.
Gold Caviar is a horse named in perth... thought they could have called it PhAR LAP JUNIOR... wankers
HUXTABLE
owned by two doctors.
nominated for toowoomba last week.
yet to race.
owned by two doctors.
nominated for toowoomba last week.
yet to race.
Gotashotaway got his name because when he was 3 I think he got out of his box and got to one of the mares. Hence the name. They kept the foal too and he won a race can't remember it's name tho. Not bad stallion stats. 1 foal 1 winner.
bendigo 6th oct, ALL UP. Race 1-1 into 8-3 :)
forget about horses; what about this jockeys name, Yuichi Fukunaga
Saw a few funny ones last week - Cum Dividend and Banana Man. For real!
Just make sure you don't wonder to far away from that guitar mate.
I once owned a handy galloper called Sex Machine (by Shagny)....John Tapp hated the name and labasted the horse from the start( How dare someone call a horse this....blar,blar,blar...(Shagny had Northern Dancer in his pedegree... so how about the famous Sex Appeal Johnny.!!!!!)Pretty useful he won 7 races here and about 5 in the USA.He was always good for the omen equinella....Bachelor Boy/ Sex Machine Newcastle 2001,SexMachine/Quick Snip 2001 and his biggest win the McCarten Stakes Golden Slipper Day 2003...where he beat.....Oomph!!!!!! at $36 to 1....all my mates made plenty with him over the years.
saw a greyhound called "mrdishlucker" - i laughed lol, awesome name!
I need a new TV as it is a bit blurry and i see the horse names come up on the screen.
BIG CLINT i had to look twice , thank god the race caller at Ascot doesn't have a blurry monitor.
BIG CLINT i had to look twice , thank god the race caller at Ascot doesn't have a blurry monitor.
LOL
what about
"HART ON"
that must cause some confusion - especially if they're in the same race.
what about
"HART ON"
that must cause some confusion - especially if they're in the same race.
Just watched those videos that swifty posted. Little Britain has got to be 1 of the filthiest shows out there.
race 1 26/10 happy valley
THINK BIG
WTF !!!!!
THINK BIG
WTF !!!!!
Harness driver at Newcastle ( ROY ROOTS JNR )
trainer of Flat Out in the breeders cup US Mr Scooter Dickey
greyhound just won called Pure Ask, say it fast like a racecaller
"pure ask" very funny if it raced in Japan.
what about the horse called
"heart on"
what about the horse called
"heart on"
A first starter at Penola on Sunday is called BARJAS
My fav is a french Horse called "Big Tits". http://www.flayrah.com/1561/big-tits-slips-past-racehorse-name-registry
balaklava tomorrow - NOT SO CHUNKY - dog food reference?
Trifecta R4 Doomben: Intertheblack ; Night Escort ; My First Affair.
DontGetBehindMe by HeadWind from ExhaustFumes ... just joking!
Rock Robster - By Fastnet Rock out of Chinese Whispers. I laughed, out loud.
Good Quinella for any Truck drivers travelling interstate over the weekend, at Ipswich tomorrow race 6. Seeyamonday & Keep It Moist
One of the best horse names I have seen for a while:
"WALLET RAIDER"
Thursday, 24 November Australia Albany ALBANY 1 16 x770x Wallet Raider
"WALLET RAIDER"
Thursday, 24 November Australia Albany ALBANY 1 16 x770x Wallet Raider
I thought the one out of Chinese whisperer was a classic from NatesNags
theres something very fishy going on at race 2 bunbury 2mrw ...........??
Wallet Raider! Love it! Yet to see any funny ones since I last posted.
i seen a horse the other day it had a white face and they called it apache kitten
good to see r6 at pinjarra today ...EASY CUMMINS to be ridden by the COCKRAM......will be a happy result for all concerned ....lol..
I would call my race horse
Eeny, meeny, miny moe Catch a tiger by the toe If he hollers make him pay, Fifty dollars every day
Eeny, meeny, miny moe Catch a tiger by the toe If he hollers make him pay, Fifty dollars every day
ATILLA THE HONEY !!! beautiful chesnut filly of jim masons ...very well named..
fondly remember one night walking into the local seeing a harness race, something I don't normally bet on, but the name of the horse got me, Shezamountaingal, caught my attention, put $10 on each way, got up and saluted at odds over just over $50
Slugsbrothernugget
Onetimeatbandcamp
Whoforgotderboots
Handsupfordetroit
Comeongetalife
Me Pops A Ranga
Happy Finish
Summa Cum Henry
Flippin Marvellous
Mycup Runneth Over
Myrniongfirecracker
Dufflecoat Jet Lag
Lionsixchristiansnil
Honky Tonk Hanover
Perky Pair
Onetimeatbandcamp
Whoforgotderboots
Handsupfordetroit
Comeongetalife
Me Pops A Ranga
Happy Finish
Summa Cum Henry
Flippin Marvellous
Mycup Runneth Over
Myrniongfirecracker
Dufflecoat Jet Lag
Lionsixchristiansnil
Honky Tonk Hanover
Perky Pair
Whats the criteria for naming a horse in this thread?
The criteria is simple vicelife.....you see a horses name, you put it on here. It doesn't have to be funny/witty/intelligent etc. So i will add mine, Collin. I don't know if this is the actual name of the horse I saw, but I was driving past a paddock, and saw a speckled horse with a long mane standing under a tree, and i thought to myself that it looked like a Collin. I also once had a goldfish called Kenneth, but he died, so thats not really relevant. I might have to start a new thread about dead pets.
It's a bit like the "LIVE BLOG" thread. The name indicates you can raise any topic, but in actual fact, you can only give live tips. I saw a horse once that I thought looked like a Colin, but that horse looked like it only had 1 'l' in its name, not two. And it wasn't speckled. It was bay.
Funny you should mention the name Norman, I also once had a budgie called Norman. It was green and had blue and white feath,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ahh screw it,nevermind, I shouldn't undermine the importance of this thread with my ramblings.
HORACE HORSE COLLAR:
(This is probably the stuff that goes through SAQ's mind on a regular basis)
(This is probably the stuff that goes through SAQ's mind on a regular basis)
Never be afraid, TheSilver. Any ramblings are good ramblings. And Vice, I haven't seen the above video, but it appears pornographic, and as I said to TheSilver: Any porn is good porn.
It had small horse reference in it therefore it's more than valid for this thread.
Now now, come on vicelife, stop making a mockery of this thread.
The reference I saw at one point in the first video looked rather large!
To make a mockery of this thread would be to put a funny horse name in it.
Pokey was a funny horses name. He was made of plasticine though , so I don't know if he counts. He was definitely funny though.
You know what else was funny, The Angry Beavers. Those crazy beaver brothers got up to all sorts of mischief. I know that they don't have anything to do with horses, but that's besides the point.
The did have funny names though, so that's more than a lot of the names on this thread.
The did have funny names though, so that's more than a lot of the names on this thread.
Shewhomustbeobeyed - my ex used to like backing that pony
motherf#uckin funny .that gumby and pokey is classic
Here's an omen bet for you SAQ - Eagle Farm race 1 - GIBBERER
green dream(dr green-coco cabana). terrible name pretty sure thats what they call the needle and fluid used to put down a horse
You are spot on there " green dream" is what a horse experiences when put to sleep by injection. Terrible name!
last race in Ascot today
first there was a "Moment Of Love"
soon followed by a "Mickey Drippin"
both closely followed by a "Star Buck"
I looked up this thread just to add Mickey Drippin, see someone has beaten me to it
1st 9 NOFOREPLAY SCOTT THURLOW 14.90 3.40
2nd 8 GIRLY WEEKEND ANDREW GIBBONS 2.60
3RD THE MIND BOGGLES haha
2nd 8 GIRLY WEEKEND ANDREW GIBBONS 2.60
3RD THE MIND BOGGLES haha
United Kingdom Ayr 1 2 "Dildar"
(slight spelling mistake
LOL)
(slight spelling mistake
LOL)
No offence SAQ but do you actually think some of these names or good or do you just post them for something to do
This thread is about horse names, SAQ, not about how you construct your sentences.
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